Isn’t Five Hour Energy Supposed to Keep You Vital?

Evidently there may be a link between Five Hour Energy and the deaths of 13 people. If found to be true, I wouldn’t be totally surprised that a small bottle of an unregulated liquid intended to catalyze your adrenal system marketed heavily to those who frequent remote truck stops and half-lit 7 Elevens in the middle of the night tends to have an unfavorable effect on your ticker.

And another thing, if so much of America is hopped up on something intended to give us more energy, why the hell are we still in a recession?